Great Poem

I’ve had a long-standing favorite poem that goes something like this:

Any idiot
Can write haiku just stop at
Seventeenth syllab

However, I came upon this gem earlier today.

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.

Blessings to all.

April 2, 2008

Happy April Fool’s Day, one day late.

I have a new favorite April Fool’s Day prank. Not that I had an old April Fool’s Day Prank, but this is new, so I’ll call it a new one. It’s called the ‘Don’t Squeeze Me’ bottle. It’s a bottle and it has ‘Don’t Squeeze Me’ written on the side – sounds like a riot, eh? However, invariably, some person will walk by said bottle and squeeze it – because that’s what us humans do – and, BLAM, they get squirted with water. Okay – so it’s anti-climactic – but do it, you’d be surprised how much fun it is to gain a laugh at another’s expense.

Wow. Now I feel bad.

I’ve drawn a schematic so all who are out there can know how it’s done (I got this idea from Steve Spanger).

 

more nerd humor…

I saw this today and laughed.

You should saw it and laugh, too. 

It’s funny you say that…

This is probably my favorite single-paneled cartoon of all time. I die every time I see this… luckily I’m a science teacher so I know how to bring myself back to life. They teach you those things in college.